Brown Billy

A variation of the Wet Willy in which a person jams their finger inside of their rectum and then proceeds to wipe it on another person's ear.

Damnnnnn bro! You see that brown billy that sofia gave kyle? Disgusting....

by SourSam September 22, 2016

brown hash

When you're sitting down and that fart you just produced turned out to be more than a fart, filling your underwear with a mushy mess of feces.

Bro1: "Damn brah, that fart is repulsive!"
Bro2: ".. bro, I think I just made brown hash.. "

by evercurious February 23, 2017

Brown Coolies

brown people who lick white people's ass in return of some fame or money

budbak : man these indian people smell like curry and they shit on the streets all the time, i hate being an indian
chad : budbak you're just one of those brown coolies, go lick some white asses

by brokeworse July 15, 2022

The Brown Kiss

Verb: Most intimate of all kisses. One puts one's anus next to one's partner's anus and puckers them together to make a kiss. The hand sign for it is two fists together and then a kiss motion and moving away from each other in an OK gesture.

I gave my beloved the brown kiss, our love has never been greater. It is most intimate of all kisses.

by Willabark April 14, 2014

Poop in a brown

Something to say to break a silence at any point in time.

*awkward silence*
"Poop in a brown"

by oofer doofer January 14, 2021

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009