#1 dad

A very nice an supportive human being in your life. They are not your biological father they are your "Dad". They do not have to be male they can be anything they want. You are always their son no matter what even if you are female. But because all that they will treat you like their actual child and love and care for you.

He is so nice to me, he's my #1 dad.
She is basically his mom, what a #1 dad.

by tahOny May 26, 2018

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November 1

National Yeet Your Shortest Best Friend Day

Tall friend: Hey it’s November 1..
Short friend: Oh no....

by Tallgal123 November 1, 2019

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Mach 1

The sled that dirty gapes 4 stroke turbos and 800 h.os.

Damn, ur mach 1 dirty gapes my crossfire

by peterdyck December 23, 2021

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Zato-1

A puppet character from the fighting game series Guilty Gear. He is the former leader of the Assassins guild who used a spell to gain the power of controlling his own shadow at the cost of his eyesight. He was killed by his lover, Millia, and was revived since little did he know, his shadow had a sentience and named itself Eddie.

Man I just got bodied by a sick Zato-1 on celestial.

by terrycrews69 November 30, 2021

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July 1

Rub a clit day!

Today is the day to be gentle and rub that 😽 until she cums

Do it slowly and do it for as long as she needs it - Be gentle!

You have all the other days of the year to be rough and pound her silly ... this is jot the day for that

Her: Hey, it's July 1st, you know what that means?
Fingerowner: Yes, you will need to be very good for me so I can work my magic

Her: I'll try my best, I just get so horny and cant control myself 💦
Fingerowner: I know- but you have to control yourself today

by TittyTakerTank June 24, 2022

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