Reggie Brown

An awful grade of shwag marijuana , that is often times brown in color, and tastes like shit.

i wanted to get some droski from my dealer, but all he had was some reggie brown

by Quizake December 26, 2011

Brown Bullet

When you shit so hard that your poop comes flying out of your asshole in small pieces and making to noise similar to the sound of a bullet being shot out of an M1918 BAR.

Jonathan - “So the other day I had a brown bullet.”

Vince - Aw sweet

by Vunc July 26, 2019

Brown Midas

A person whose touch, rather than turning everything to gold, turns everything to shit.

"How the hell does that guy stay in a job? He relentlessly heads up shit pile after shit pile."

"No idea mate. Proper brown midas going on there."

by rhythmjunky February 12, 2013

Brown Willie

The act of moistening one's finger with one's own poop by inserting it in the rectum. Then inserting said finger into another's ear canal.

Hey, why give a wet willie when you can do a brown willie instead? It lasts longer.

by Sticka June 9, 2009

Brown Humour

Any humor that reffers directly or indirectly to the toilet and other related activities.

I hate it when Chad uses brown humour, it stinks.

by sleepn July 30, 2015

brown piste

sit backwards on the toilet and let out a massive dump, works much better on u.k toilets with the little bit of water in the bottom,not the ones with the water to near the top.

the house party was crap and i didn't like the attitude of the ginger bitch who lived there, so i left her with a brown piste to clean up

by buckins May 16, 2006

Brown Carrie

When you dump a bucket of diarrhea on someone's head, or you are receiving a rim job and diarrhea on their face.

I was giving him a rim job last night and he Brown Carrie'd me.

by Seanye721 October 15, 2020