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hot mutton mess

The typical over 50s female with scraggly hair, overall disheveled appearance, husky voice like she smokes 10 packs a day and that overwhelming air of look-at-me-I'm-a biker-chick persona. The type who will never learn your name if you're ethnic and totters around like a drunk scarecrow, whatever that means.
the pure definition of hot mutton mess are types like Megan or Leigh.

hot mutton mess sounds like a cheap open sandwich you'd buy from a budget food truck but in fact, it actually defines a person.
by ACunny September 10, 2024
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Hot spring

When you put your dick into someone’s wet kitty, but it’s hot. Not like sexy, but warm. So warm that it melts your dick and you end up cumming 5 seconds into it.
I went to the hot spring with Abby last night!
by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 10, 2023
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Hot

You
-hey that's rinaki
-yeah this bitch is super hot
by Ssiissy December 5, 2021
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Hot pocket

When a men enters a woman and urinates then chills
by Flybish May 19, 2022
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mountain dew and hot pockets - the meal choice of

Stoners , potheads , 30 to 40 year old virgins, neck beards
, slacker teenagers and the children of single mothers.

Often cheap ..... doritos are considered a side dish.

There is no real nutritional value it's all processed junk food.
Hi my name is matthew and I like

mountain dew and hot pockets and playing xbox live.

Sometimes I have doritos with my mountain dew and hot pockets.

Capri sun also works
by Blu_leef January 28, 2024
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Hot ass soup

Omg, Jane. I just heard some hot ass soup!
by Medrank October 3, 2020
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hot cockolate

when you put a hot chocolate packet in your mouth and then have a man spluge in your mouth simultaneously. whip cream topping: optional. perfect for the holidays and covid friendly.
hey babe i got a packet of Swiss Miss, wanna make a hot cockolate?
by hot cock-olate September 15, 2020
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