Ball Swear

A sacred oath in which one swears on their balls to seal a truce

person 1:“Jake sucks willy” person2:“you ball swear” person 3:“yeah ball swear”

by jake sucks willy June 27, 2022

Grollf Ball

A drinking game where you are to stand in any configuration chosen for the game. (Best to be played in the garage) For every two people present in the game one golf ball must be used. For every grollf ball bounce missed you must drink. If you catch two grollf balls at one time then the opponents that bounced them must drink. If a apponent is to miss the two grollf balls bounced to he/she then they must take two drinks. Tips: Circle configuration, Smooth pavement, golf balls, lots of beer, psyche bounces, palm touch passes .

Hey Matt
Yea
You have the beer.
Yea
You have the grollf balls. (golf balls)
Yea
You bring the ladies
Yea

by Patch74 May 14, 2011

Balls to the wall

According to my mom it’s when someone (especially a male) goes full ham and therefore is spread eagle on the wall getting frisked by a police officer

We are going balls to the wall tonight and may end up in jail!

by Yuni Drako October 13, 2018

STICKY BALL

a sticky old ball that sticks all over your damn hands

sir one: "I touched this STICKY BALL, and it's sticky jizz-like fluid got all over my hand."
sir two: "fuck.. .me too :("

by Justa urbandictionary worder January 17, 2025

As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

A saying which is used when someone is in an awkward situation where male companions may be too close for comfort.

Usually this phrase will only be used in a joking fashion.

Litteraly meant, You are too close for comfort but it cant be helped right now.

Person 1 "Lets just get in the car, al be it way too close."
Person 2 As long as balls don't touch , It's not gay.

by No Name EVER April 16, 2021

joe balls

a good practical joke.

ofa man: sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Billie jean: ayo flool joe got hit by a bussin bus

bofa man: who's joe
Billie jean: joe balls.
bofa man: *dies*

by bchdhbcjhdb October 21, 2021

ball nafer

Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)

Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"

by SalsaDaddy May 24, 2018