Cock robin

When you feel friskier than what you physically have to back it up.

Yo dude, don't be a cock robin, he will mess your shit up!

by Gr8full1 August 10, 2021

Cock-Midget

1)Someone who annoys you. A person who acts like a jerk for no reason. Cock-Midgets come in many forms. A sycophantic co worker, an evil boss, a stupid client, an annoying sibling etc. A Cock-Midget is simply someone you don't like.

2)Cock-Midget is also a disorder where a really tall person has an incredibly small penis. The disease is known as midget cock where as the person with the disease is known as a cock-midget.

1) That cock midget thinks he's so smart but he dosen't realize that everyone talks shit about him behind his back.

2) I saw Shaquille O'neill's penis in the shower and HOLY SHIT was it small. I couldn't believe it. I guess Shaq suffers from midget cock. He is a certified cock-midget.

by DR. HJ October 30, 2012

Cock In Hand

It means for real or exactly.

Person 1: I didn’t sleep at all last night i’m so tired!

Person 2: Dude cock in hand I couldn’t sleep either!

by it’s actually me February 20, 2021

alphabet cock

penis shaped like the alphabet.

"woah hes got an alphabet cock

by sadlkghgiuas; November 29, 2021

cock

a dick or a chicken

"oooh why is your cock out"

by googledocsucker November 20, 2019

Horse Cock

When a mans dick is so big that it can be compared to a horse's cock.

It's not my fault i have a Horse Cock.

by Me When The Moment Of September 10, 2021

Grady Cock

A Grady Cock is a unit of measurement equal to 5.5 inches.

This jit just jerked his Grady cock, or 5.5 inch shlong, in front of his best friend!

by grady cock lover October 27, 2021