cock clock

When a man lays under the sun using his erection as a sun dial to cast a shadow and determine what time of day it is.

Hey Bob, What time is it? Im hungry. I dont know Jenny let me check my cock clock.

by DOfficial May 30, 2019

Low cock

A cock that hangs low

Say “low cock” to get down the slide. Zane then said “low cock”

by Kennyjuan September 23, 2023

Cock Clinger

SomeOne Who wont Get Off Your Case And Wanst to Generally Know The Cocksize of All There Freinds.

"Dude My Cocks 8 inches How Bigs Your"
"STFU YOU DIRTY Cock Clinger"

by Badazzwords August 13, 2009

touch my cock

Dont actually thats not very nice of you to touch my cock

People nornally touch my cock bc it feels good

by Yourmotherisahottie August 15, 2023

Alarm Cock

The act of waking up your girlfriend or wife for morning sex before her alarm clock goes off.

I woke up my wife with the "Alarm Cock" for a quicky before she got up to get ready for work.

by JBirch82 July 19, 2012

Wooden Cock

A great invention made by Gabriel in the träslöjdsalen

oh look what is that?
it´s a wooden cock bitch

by YourNan28 January 10, 2017

Cock-n-ass

Definition
An uncomfortable or difficult person or situation

The day would be a lot better if you’d quit being a cock-n-ass.

John is having a rough day because of his cock-in-ass crew

by Loki1084 September 1, 2021