Belarusian sex position

It is a sexual position that is made up by someone, who has just learned about how bogus Urban Dictionary is - and wants desperately to impress their friends.

A: Wanna hear about Belarusian breakfast, a sex position? B: No way! That's just one of those ridiculous made-up ones! I know this is Belarusian sex position, don't pull my leg!

by Dimi-drool January 15, 2025

crockpot sex

A way to describe a long sex session. Made by Lucas Cruikshank.

Boy: Me and my girl were getting it last night
Boy 2: Was it long?
Boy: Yup, an hour.
Boy 2: Oh so crockpot sex.

by crockpotseggs November 23, 2021

Sex

Sexual intercourse
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I had sex with your mom last night, Gary.
God damnit, Steve!

by soupslush July 15, 2023

Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.

IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON

by penis38485 February 12, 2025

Dexter sex

When your girl is on her period and you put down plastic before sex, and leave a bloody mess behind.

"She was on her period but I was horny, so we just put down some plastic and had some bloody Dexter sex."

by middleclassbuzz May 23, 2017

sex story

Stories for lonely incel virgins like you. Yeah, Expected a real spicy one, huh? Pray to god. It isn’t too late for you.

“I’m so lonely I have to read a sex story before I sleep.”

‘Damn bro, That’s rough. Wanna go to church and repent?’

by angelic vigilante August 28, 2025

Sex

1) The gender one is born as

2) Something most people on urbandictionary.com won't ever have (consensually)

3) You know

1)
Person A
Sex: Male
Person B
Sex: Male
Person C
Sex: Female

2) "People who slap sexual meanings on non-sexual terms and/or define real-life names won't ever have sex in their life. Well, at least without committing a serious crime called rape."

3) you know you know

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022