mutilate me

it means they’re so attracted to you, they’d want to be mutilated (cut in pieces) by you.

Silvia: “omg please mutilate me 😩”
Silvia: “I’d let eren mutilate me 😩”

by gorilla grip coochie squirt October 21, 2021

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK

me when i see otherwise innocent words become sexual

EXCUSE ME, WHAT THE FUCK?
WHO MADE BUNNY RABIT A SEXUAL TERM

by direct crit October 20, 2023

international give me your password for ps4 day

On april 28th if someone says to you give me your ps4password please you have to give them your ps4 password

Josh: Hey Ethan give me your ps4 password please.

Ethan: Why should i?

Josh: Bro its international give me your password for ps4 day.

Ethan: Oh shit yeah. Here *gives password for ps4*

Josh: Thanks now im gonna play some Call of duty black ops 3 dlc 5

by NotJosh6002 April 27, 2020

All my friends who bully me for loving Venti

One particular friend named Yukina, but it’s written politely.

To all my friends who bully me for loving Venti - Yes, it’s an obsession but it makes me happy and doesn’t hurt anyone…

by VeronikaYukina June 25, 2024

me-itis

Everything is about them. People that are selfish and only put themselves first. They make their own rules and refuse to do anything for anyone.

The rest of the world is following stay at home orders during co-vid 19 while he secretly opens his bar to let customers come in to drink and having them pay double. He’s one of those people with me-itis.

by Sandra Dee Will April 18, 2020

Sperm Me

(Verb)- To ejaculate or cumshot on someone with their full consent.

Ahhh, Sperm me!! x3

by Daddy Asher June 4, 2021

DUX ME lo sUX

It's a crippling of an old saying "DUX MEA LUX" who means who means Duce My Light, but wrote in that way means Duce Sucks it to me (the dikK)

DUX MEA LUX!!!
Fanculo Fascista!! Il DUX ME LO SUX!!!
Fuck you fascist!! Duce SUCKS MY DICK!!

by XxOiDxX October 1, 2020