Cheese on Totes!

When someone asks if you'd like cheese on toast and you really want to say yes.

Bad mother: Hey kids for dinner you can either get yelled at by your step-dad or you can have cheese on toast?

Kids: Cheese on Totes!

by towsh.net August 14, 2011

Cheese Whack

Cheese whacking is something that only can be by men who are well endowed. It entails removing one's penis and smacking it on a solid surface - normally a table. A really good cheese whack will not only make a half decent noise it will also leave a knobcheese stain on the surface in question.

Cheese whacking can have several meanings. Normally it means "look at my cock, isn't it big". However, it can also take the form of abusing an inanimate object, such as a computer.

Tom got really angry with the server, so he cheese whacked it.

by Lord Football April 4, 2005

bag cheese

Same as asscheese except frontal. Can include both the unwashing of the sexual parts after sex, or simply non washing of the area for an extended period of time.

when you scratch or touch down there and its creamy feeling, then you have bag cheese.

by Digitalcanuck June 30, 2006

Dick Cheese

Cum that sits in a fridge for a long time and turns into a good kind of cheese that contains testosterone

Bro, I'm gonna have some crackers and dick cheese for lunch

by 1998 cuh October 31, 2018

pecker cheese

Masses cheesy grossness that accumulate around the foreskin of the poorly hygeniec and uncircumsized (smegma or dick cheese)

I would have went down on him, but it was covered in pecker cheese.

by Dante March 8, 2005

cock cheese

A sebatious substance that gathers under the foreskin of the penis. Rather un-appealing to females.

Hey dude, whats that spot on your pants, you leakin' cock cheese?

by curlingguy April 25, 2003

cheesed off

cheesed off - greatly annoyed; out of patience.

Where is my freaking pizza? I am getting really cheesed off!

by aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa December 28, 2006