Doing Sticks

Masturbating aggressively at any giving moment.

If you have a Stick, do it.

"It's late. Better do Sticks quickly so I can have a good night sleep!"

"Man, how was your weekend?
Aha..I've been Doing Sticks 8 hours a day."

by Fresh-Potato April 14, 2016

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Do Grape

Sexual intercourse with a grape. Not to be confused with Dog rape

friend: Hey dude, I'm going to the supermarket to buy some grapes for our Do Grape tonight!
me: What? We are fucking dogs?
friend: dude, i said do GRAPE
me:ahh, alright brah! Gang gang!

by ugly gay unicorn April 26, 2017

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Doing a holmes

This is when, instead of going out with all of your friends. you just stay in and be lame

You coming out tonight?
Nah
Dude. don't do a holmes on me
no way man, I'm doing a holmes

by thornville boyzzz November 13, 2011

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Doing 'Guise

To wear a costume.

Mick: Have you seen all those children doing 'guise on Halloween?

Kassie: As in "fucking men"?

Mick: That too, but I meant wearing costumes.

by McMeddles March 15, 2014

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Doing a John

Saying you can come to an event and then cancelling at the last minute.

1. Sorry guys, I'm afraid I'll be doing a John tonight.

Also acceptable:
2. Imma have to John it tonight.
3. That girl I was interested in did a John. Now I cry myself to sleep.

by xWitt October 20, 2017

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Sometimes when sleeping you may experience a moment of intense sadness and have it manifest in sobbing. You may ask your partner to do the face so that you can better understand the moment in question. This can help you find a moment of catharsis that would better help you overcome whatever past trauma you may have been reliving.

Babe, I was crying in my sleep last night? Can you do the face?

by Guillermo Maximiliano July 12, 2021

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