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by Bsw111213 August 7, 2020
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Hey Squidward shut the fuck up

I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line; so what if I took an extra 10 seconds to order. Who cares, man. You really are something else, you know that? Y-you lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, ASSHOLE. Everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store; I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I don't act like a sarcastic prick with customers. You know, Squidward, this town does not like you, and it's not because you're some kind of misunderstood artist, or-or genius, or we just don't get you, it's because you're mean. Alright? Look at Spongebob. He works in front of a hot grill all day, but we all like him, and you know why? Because he's NICE. He says HELLO to us. Look man, I don't wanna be this type of customer, you know, I-I don't like to start fights with folks, but like, y-you can't do that, alright? And I'm not gonna call out Mr. Krabs or anything, I-I just wanna get my food and go. Please learn from this. Alright? Thank you.
What can I get you TODAY sir?
Hey Squidward shut the fuck up.
by This guy man... March 21, 2025
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Hey

U have a phattie
If u say hey u have a fattie
by Hannahal July 11, 2022
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Hey Im Zomee

It's a very cool Roblox youtuber who likes to eat pie.
-"Have you watched Hey Im Zomee recently?"
-"Yeah, man, he's so fat!"
by CoolDude234534534 January 21, 2019
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hey kitty pspspsps

Mating call to attract Shen Quanrui, the most beautiful white cat to exist
person a : ok what the fuck r u doing?
person b : hey kitty pspspsps (while holding strawberry drink)

person c : uhm I don't think there are any cats here

person b : im mate calling, now calm down, let me retry that again.
by that straight man January 15, 2024
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Hey, Senator Ted Cruz

If raping women and children is bad why are you covering up the Epstein files? To protect the women who were raped from... Getting justice? Why are the US army member raping the female soldiers all the time and then having it covered up? If heard plenty of stories doing that? You ever think maybe you should spend less time pre-criming people who haven't raped anyone yet and ALSO LESS TIME covering up the rapes that actually occur?
Hym "Hey, Senator Ted Cruz... God said in leviticus that is you rape a woman you have to take her as a wife... I know polygamy is haram but if I rape 2 what am I supposed to do with the second one? How long do you expect vapid statements about the morality of rape and child murder to placate the masses and detract from the fact that you're letting the Jews commit a genocide, but, only the Jews and how do you feel about the fact that I (Hymon Iamon) haven't done or said anything that God hasn't done or said and is basically super Hitler? Is it dope? I'm God-Like! Both God-Like and Christ-Like! I'm like I'm like Super Omega God-Jesus Supreme!"
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Hey this chick sounds like me

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.
Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!
by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022
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