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Evan

Evan
(Eh-Vin)
Alternate spellings: Evyn, Evin

Beautiful, kind, and spunky. Not afraid to seize the day. Very competitive and capable of out-toughing the boys. Evan is more thank likely to take charge and lead the pack.

Whilst her hard exterior may scare some away at first, her kind heart draws others in. She isn’t afraid to stand up to others, but words can hurt her.
by Yooooooo,Shawtay May 19, 2022
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Evan

Smart negro but skinny cock
Dam If only my cock wasn’t so fat, that nigga evan is real fuckin lucky
by TheCockMan May 20, 2019
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Evan's Boywife

The Roblox Officially's officially unofficial furry known as "Hex". Will deny it mid-fursuit. Known nicknames: “Evan’s boywife”, “my dick sucker”, “the twink menace” and “the HSR RNG curse made flesh”. Half twink, half fox, full-time degenerate. Will unironically say “rawr” and think that counts as flirting. Lives in Evan's DMs and the bottom of the leaderboard

Known for rage-typing in lowercase, sending 😭 mid-breakdown, and calling you a slur before cuddling you. Plays like a bottom, fights like a bitch, and types like he hasn't slept in 36 hours. Hasn't touched grass since 2021 and won't unless Evan holds his hand.

Hex will pull a 3-star and cry about it like his cat died. Then go back to kissing Evan mid-boss fight while screaming “I’m SUPPORT!!” as the rest of the team dies.

Fun Fact: Has a PhD in being a little meow meow.
boykisser1: "Bro why is the boss still alive?"
boykisser2: "Evan's Boywife stopped attacking to kiss Evan mid-fight."
boykisser1: "Classic Evan's Boywife shit. Literal boykisser. Priorities: 1. Evan. 2. Suicide. 3. HSR pulls."
by DickPixie May 13, 2025
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Evan Donohue

Yo evan donohue, think I saw ya in the storeroom with the mango bomb manager! Was that you?
by rhyla October 5, 2022
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Evan

Evan is a funny, nice but kinky person. He can make you laugh or smile in seconds, he also makes the inside of your panties soaked! He is so hot and can make everyone look his way, he IS the main character.
Emma: Oh Evan is so hot!

Carly: I wish I were dating Evan!
by Emma-land November 29, 2021
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Evan

Evan is the weird, nerdy kid with glasses who wears tanktops because he thinks hes tough.
go away Evan.
by Braceface1.0 May 15, 2019
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Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.
I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.
by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020
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