Power Wank

when you are in the climax of wanking knowing that someone is coming, in wich case you begin to wank so fast you could satisfy a female blue whale

when ur mum is on her way up the stairs

by Tony bistol May 13, 2005

Stealthy Wanking

A game where, one person to begins to have a wank, and on the brink of cumming, the person then calls his mum. This person must then finish himself off before his mum enters his room.

Man, i was so bored last night i decided to play Stealthy Wanking, but unfortunately i shouted too early and i got caught

by Joe 1K February 10, 2007

violent wank

When you want to beat your meat but someone is coming to your house so you have to do it as fast as possible.

Dude last night I had the biggest boner but my mom wsd coming home so i had to do my signature "violent wank"

by Eggplantemoji May 29, 2019

Rainbow wank

When you masturbate for so long there is blood from chaffing, by the time you ejaculate the semen will be mixed with blood.

Dude I was masturbating for so long last night I gave myself a rainbow wank.

by bunkbuddies May 9, 2010

Random Wanking

Refers to the act of wanking without planning location, time, or length of time in which the act of wanking should occur.

I watched that movie and decided to engage in a little bit of random wanking"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

celebrity wank

Pleasuring oneself over celebrities - usually the Hollywood smoking-hot kind but any TV munter would qualify if that's your thing.

-Dude are you coming mountain biking?

-No it's raining so I'm staying home and having a celebrity wank over that tramp from Eastenders with the massive norks

by stumpyB August 12, 2011

Wank Sauce

The product of the male sexual climax.
Also known as: Sperm, Cum, Jizz.
Can also be used a single word: "Wanksauce"

I totally covered her face with wank sauce last night.

I really enjoy masturbating but getting rid of the wank sauce really sucks.

by Seraphimz February 5, 2009