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No Strawberries in our Cool Whip

A phrase used by people like your boss as a miserable attempt to convey a nuance leading to confusion and a lack of respect. Usually preceded by something like "Now, I want to be clear on this:"
Caucasian Corporate Middle Manager: "Now, I want to dynamicize this project by stripping out the unnecessities. We don't want no strawberries in our cool whip."
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Strawberry Caviar

Strawberry Caviar: The mindset of having it all, the skillset and opportunity, to accomplish any goal no matter how ridiculously improbable success may seem. The ability to persuade others to join in a delusional pursuit regardless of risk. A fake-it-till-you-make-it mode of manifestation
"Jewan was absolutely full of strawberry caviar when he somehow had every one of our rooms comped by Mr. Assface over there. WTF?"
by Orange Dawg February 17, 2021
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Strawberry Shortcake

After fucking a chubby midget on her period, you take your dick out and slap off the period juice onto her face then cum on the top of her head moving your penis side to side creating artistic drippings.
I would totally Strawberry Shortcake that female Ewok right now.
by pornopdillywilly February 2, 2022
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Strawberry Nonce Cake

When one is a strawberry nonce cake
"ugh you're such a strawberry nonce cake"
by Derek Bentley November 11, 2020
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strawberry

when you’re tripping balls and go on a tangent that you cant finish strawberry is the universal reset
person a: “Like when you.. when you.. fuck, strawberry.”
person b: “Haha you’re good bro”
by diknballz December 3, 2021
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strawberry shortcake

when you have wet good sex while she's on her period:)
"do you want to have sex?" "can't I am on my period". "I don't care". your a strawberry shortcake! *MOANS*
by good at fucking April 15, 2024
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Fried Strawberry Crème Pie

Cumming in a girl who is on her period, while you’re extremely stoned.
I hit the Roor and then gave my girlfriend a fried strawberry crème pie last night.
by Charmon90 May 7, 2023
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