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Punching bag

When your ballsack is saggy and you stick it in her vagina when she's about to give birth so the baby starts kicking and punching at it like a punching bag from the uterus.
Right before my wife was about to give birth to my son, I performed the punching bag and he was already like manny pacquiao
by Robindaasian October 2, 2018
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punching the cloud

to masturbate visciously lying on your back facing the sky
i went to my room th start punching the cloud
by neil donaghy November 15, 2003
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Punching the turtle

Masturbation. Often mistaken for playing Super Mario World on SNES.
Knock knock, hey man what are you doing in there? Dude! punching the turtle go away!
by Zachaotic June 13, 2011
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milk punch

1. a traditional cocktail made from whiskey and hot milk, sometimes also including honey, butter, sugar, cinnamon, etc. 2. a close-fisted sock to the tit.
Our St. Patrick's Day celebration culminated with a toasting of milk punch as the band began Finnegan's Wake.

That ho better shut her mouth before I milk punch those DD's!
by browncowh8r January 14, 2011
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stiff punch

When your rock solid and you pull your dick out and it socks her In her face
Bro I wipped it out and stiff punched her
by boston flooper February 7, 2014
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owl punch

When you punch the middle-aged, white trash girl that always starts drama at your job in the teeth.
I was so sick of Angela's shit, I finally had to owl punch her.
by MayFirst83 December 7, 2016
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Falcon Punch

When you fist a girl and shove your dick in at the same time.
I just falcon punched my girlfriend last night.
by crucialbars June 19, 2017
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