another name for calling dibs on the front passenger seat of a vehicle. Connotes the triumph of plundering treasure from fellow swabbies.
phil: "let's go to the store."
jake: "okay."
bill: "pirate's booty!"
jake: "asshole, you know i get sick in the back seat."
bill: "you're too slow. just be glad you're not sitting bitch."
jake: "okay."
bill: "pirate's booty!"
jake: "asshole, you know i get sick in the back seat."
bill: "you're too slow. just be glad you're not sitting bitch."
by kevrockselmundo June 20, 2008
Get the pirate's bootymug. A person who lurks outside restrooms and waites for you to leave so they can rush in and sniff the toilet seat. Also known as saint martining.
After not washing my ass for a week and dropping a huge deuce this morning, that poop pirate still gave me a page seven for being late.
by murato February 13, 2010
Get the poop piratemug. ahoy thar! I be lookin for da Spam Pirate, she be guaranteein me safe passage on er *stabbed in face with sword*
by wild_wolf_cub February 16, 2004
Get the Spam Piratemug. when you are taking a girl doggie style, you spit on her back, then pull out, as she turns around thinking you already came, you cum in her eye declaring "arr you have been struck by the pirate eye"
by simon van laun April 13, 2006
Get the pirate eyemug. A women who is usually racist, violent, a little bi curious and resides in a little shack on whore island.
A: she hates black people, is bicurious and has guns
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
B: tell that pirate hooker to go back to her home on whore island
by vacos March 31, 2012
Get the pirate hookermug. 
When you're giving a guy a blow job, after he cums in your mouth you get up and spit it back in his eye and scream "Arrrrg!".
I gave my guy the reverse pirate last night, needless to say, he won't be begging for another blow job again any time soon.
by Captain Bitch January 18, 2010
Get the the reverse piratemug.