meat beatation

The act of beating your own or someone else's meat. Meat being penis meat.

Meat Beatation was taking place in the bathroom stall.

by Bigbrownnigger420 January 19, 2018

think meat

Your brain.

Dont stick your finger to far up your nose or you will tickle your think meat.

by Rock Reef February 8, 2018

Meat Dip

The yeasty, cheesy smegma slathered over the penis post coitus with a nasty, dirty, most likely infected whore vagina.

I got a little meat dip from that skanky ho I bagged last night.

by Eaton Holgoode May 31, 2018

Slappy Meat

Prison Game-take turns slapping one another dicks together until someone gets injured or quits. If you have lil feet don't play slappy meat..
If you nut you lose..and your probably gay.

I wanted dudes cake so I challenged him to a Slappy Meat duel. I slapped his meat so hard he got cancer..

by House Corrothers January 7, 2014

Meat Tutu

A man's foreskin, typically either a Jew or European.

Girl 1: So did you fuck Steinfeld last night?

Girl 2: No, he still had a meat tutu.

Girl 1: Oh gross, I should of known with a name like Steinfeld.

by Meat tutus June 10, 2015

Meat Sick

The common illness of slutty girls. When you take too much dick in too short of time and your body starts shutting down and rejecting anything that resembles a dick, including meat. Commonly known as dick sick.

Dude 1: "Broooo, have you seen Brooklyn since the orgy??
Dude 2: "Nahhh dude, but I saw she was getting pegged like a pin cushion"
Dude 1: " Yea broski, she's totally Meat Sick... She can't even look at a cucumber"

by SplumCannon2000 October 12, 2016

meat tricycle

The act of having sex with your friend and one girl, one penis is inserted into the vagina whilst the other goes into the mouth and like this you both pick the girl up and run around to make a Meat Tricycle.

man kyle is really cool and I think I want him to make a Meat Tricycle with Beth and I.

by Harmless Words January 15, 2019