a popular phrase used by some annoying anti-grass no lifers when the chat of a social media like Discord become silent for few instants. this phrase usually gets spammed to attain attention among other users but no one even care of xd.
*chat gets silent for 1 second*
some dude who the chat didnt even see before: dead chat
*chat goes silent again*
some dude who the chat didnt even see before: dead chat
*chat goes silent again*
by Mrz001 May 29, 2022
Get the dead chat mug.The infamous expression of shock/disbelief and/or rejection. Famous users of the 'Dead Meerkat' include Petr Cech, and of course, meerkats, such as the one in 'The Lion King' (Please note that no research was taken into whether or not the meerkat in 'The Lion King' did indeed assume the 'Dead Meerkat' position even once throughout the entirity of the film).
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
The expression is a pose in which the user extends the arms outwards, elbows bent, fingers pointing downwards with the palms facing towards the ribcage, usually accompanied by a facial expression of shock and/or bewilderness/disorientation. In extreme circumstances, the user will assume the pose whilst simultaneously falling backwards onto the ground, curling up one's legs and stiffening the toes.
Examples:
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*
2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
1.
Player A: *Slots ball past Petr Cech*
Petr Cech: *Falls onto back and assumes the position of the 'Dead Meerkat'*
2.
Person A: "Oi mate watch me get wiv dis fitty yeah"
Person B: "Go on then son"
Person A: *Walks up to target and offers to dance*
Target: *Looks at her less attractive friend, pointing towards the bar, followed by a nod in unison from both, thus walking away*
Person A: *Assumes the 'Dead Meerkat' position*
by MagicMartin18 October 30, 2007
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Guy1: Hey, having a good night?
Girl1: No.. I want to leave.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: They're dead bait, move along.
Guy2: Agreed.
Girl1: No.. I want to leave.
Guy 1 to Guy 2: They're dead bait, move along.
Guy2: Agreed.
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A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
A girl who is really bad a sex, often sounding like a broken record player, often ruining your whole effort.
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