wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016

lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram

Did u see the new video lil wood posted today

by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017

graining on wood

Ride the dick

We be all night graining on wood.

by Drunkinlove June 27, 2014

WOODELY TOODELY

Woo-dely Too-dely When you're just so darn happy something turned out the way you wanted it.

Hot Dang and Woodely Toodely - THAT turened out well!

by Woolywardsparkle May 2, 2019

scenic wood

the best part of houston

oh yea she from scenic wood .

by adajenee October 14, 2020

wonky wood

The irregular, non-straight pieces of lumber that nobody wants. Suitable for building a house from Dr. Seuss.

That bale of lumber we got from Discount Lumber, more than half of it was wonky wood.

by Jack Lumbar January 19, 2014

anger wood

Getting so angry that you pop a boner

Yo that bitch got me so mad that I got anger wood

by Anger wood September 14, 2016