Sussy hairy balls

amogus suspicious (only imposters have these)

Wow do you see that amogus? It has such sussy hairy balls!

by classicstar February 28, 2022

hairy suds

The act of shaving your balls while using body shampoo

My balls are squeaky clean, but now my bathtub is covered in a illusivly high about of pubes and suds, this dirties the tub. My tub has hairy suds

by Shitposting_Xtreme May 8, 2018

Hairy trench

A particularly deep cavernous vagina, especially one with copious amounts of pubes. Other related words or phrases include the hairyanous trench, bearded clam, ax(e) gash, fish pocket, ham wallet, tuba slot.

Ex: man 1: dude I hooked up with Joan last week, bitch got a hairy trench.
Man 2: ah dude that sucks. You’d think she was tidy type.

Ex: upon removing her pants and underwear John noticed that Mary had a horrifically mangled and unkempt vagina, she definitely had a hairy trench

by Fredrick Quicksilver March 19, 2022

Hairy Mongrel

When someone man or women that has not trimmed or groomed their pubic hair in a very long time.

That guy has a hairy mongrel.

by Now What October 17, 2019

hairy nipple

a veryy very hairy spot on your body :)

girl: WOAH his nipple is so hairy!
girl 2: Ikr i love it!
girl: hairy nipple all the wayyy

by johnnyester February 19, 2019

Hairy sponge

When you cut your pubic hair, and put it on your friends’ kitchen sponges

Dude, fuck Joe, he hairy sponged me.

by EliqqerBuna December 18, 2021

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016