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friendship-boner

an instance wherein two or more friends haven't seen each other in a large amount of time so they get really excited to hang out together
The two employees that were friends hadn't worked together in so long that when they saw each other they got friendship-boners and nothing got done.
by Edumacatin' Y'all November 8, 2015
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Boner Wrestling

The Format is much like Sumo Wrestling. You start in a circle with both members with hands on each others members. The goal is to pull or push the person out of the ring. Dismemberment is not a plus, but it does happen. If someone accidently orgasm during a match, they are disqualified. Also, the other person is not allowed to help the opponent to reach climax.
Dude, I watched puma and hero boner wrestling last night. They didn't let go for over an hour.
by Chodaboy068 January 24, 2016
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hype boner

When you get so much hype, you pop a boner.
OMG BRO! THE NEW STAR WARS TRAILER GAVE ME A HYPE BONER
by Bananasalady December 15, 2015
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boner corn

Kernels of undigested corn which can be found stuck to your penis immediately following withdrawal from unprotected anal sex. Preferably, one would find boner corn while in the woods, after a barbecue, on hot August night in South Carolina.
After the camping trip, my dick was covered in boner corn.
by Iamascientist86 January 23, 2015
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boner protector

A pinny-like garment that restricts the protrusion of an erect phallus from interfering with other peoples day to day business.
I'm working with too many lush girls, I need a boner protector.
by DJ SH TA January 15, 2015
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Rubix Boner

When your rubix cube is sticking out of your hoodie pocket
Ooooohhh Jacob has a rubix boner!!!
by Le Carlton June 8, 2018
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golden boner

Mike didn’t feel like going to bathroom before he masturbated so he pull off a “Golden Boner”.
by Andy Gold February 21, 2019
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