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Low-Tard

A Person Beyond being ignorant, shallow or just plain stupid.
A person not even smart enough to be a retard(IQ 35–49)...
Man, that guy is so stupid, he's not even smart enough to be a retard, he is a frickin Low-Tard!!!

What a Low-Tard.

What a Friggin Low-Tard.

That Low-Tard thought....
by Paddy McBallsack February 19, 2011
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Van-Tard

The unfortunate few that lick windows, obviously retarded, from the inside of vans. Not meant literally, but for your friends that have to buy a clue.
Aaron slept with Carissa last night. I knew he was desperate, but I didn't realize he was a van-tard
by 1upChuka July 7, 2009
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Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.
(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!
by Lainer and Maleria August 22, 2008
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Sleepy Tards

That feeling you get from lack of sleep for an extended period of time, that makes everything you say stupid and everything you hear hilarious.
"I've been up for 24 hours and I think the sleepy tards are setting in, because my brain isn't functioning properly."
by jdwiggs July 3, 2014
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Shark Tard

Those people who are obsessed with Shark Week and insist on posting gratuitous amounts of pointless Facebook statues about Shark Week.
"Omg Finally Shark Week is here i can't wait to blow up everyones news feed"!

"Wow your such a Shark Tard"!!!!!
by Left4Dead Broooooski :) August 5, 2011
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Boa Tarde

Boa Tarde pessoal!
Good afternoon everyone!
by maxvp January 15, 2012
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Tard Botch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!
by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008
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