north shore cocktail

Chardonnay or other white wine with diet coke on the rocks served in a tall wine glass.

Let's make some north shore cocktails to celebrate your birthday!

by Mr. O. August 31, 2020

Putnam City North

Putnam City North High School (PCN, PC North) is a public high school in Northwest OKC. It is accredited by the NAACP as a certified BESSSFRAN institute and is still somehow the best high school in the Putnam City School District, which actually isn’t too impressive when you remember how shit PCO and PCW are. Offering education in grades nine through twelve, North is among the lowest scoring public schools in Oklahoma, due to the large amounts of ghetto freshman with lash extensions not knowing how to act. If you’re a girl who wishes to fit in here it is simple, one way is to get pregnant at 14 and have longer lashes than girls named LaMiqeniggiawnashawna Jones-Smith.
The athletic teams are a joke, anything resembling intelligent behavior is nonexistent here, and all these overweight student athletes swear “on they momma they goin D1 cuh”.

Everyone here is very fat, everyone here is exceptionally stupid, and Martin Luther King would frown upon this place if he saw this.

I woke up expecting an education, but instead got to watch 4 fights at lunch. God bless Putnam City North

by Peter Skene Ogden January 20, 2022

North Korean Microwave

The North Korean Microwave, not to be confused with the north Korean wheelchair.

Is a sex position involving 3-9 50+ year old men in traditional North Korean military attire(6 for optimal outcome.)
A rotating glass platform, a woman and an elevated surface.

The woman is to be positioned below the elevated surface on the rotating platform and all 50+ year old men are to be positioned on the elevated surface and told to finish before the platform makes 3 complete rotations.

John: Hey I finally had my first North Korean Microwave yesterday

Peter: Wow, how fast was the platform rotating?

John: 1.43rpm

by Jonathon Saccs Gobbsfrey, II January 28, 2023

ICE FROM NORTH

Jewelry that doesn't fade with time unlike your ex freinds. If you can get your hands on their Ice, I would suggest you to be cautious of the powers that comes with it. * Does not come with protection..

"How come every girl chasing you all the way from Norway?"
"ICE FROM NORTH bro"

by Dropy December 5, 2021

North Liverpool Academy

A school full of rude children who think they're better than everyone. Someone to teach them manners

"She goes to North Liverpool academy, don't talk to her"

by Humptydumptydied January 10, 2020

North Carolina Bomb

A Cheerwine Bomb thrown in North Carolina.

Tom: "I threw a North Carolina Bomb at Jameis Winston the other day."

Will: "He deserved it."

by xHilarious iFunny November 11, 2014

Minnesota North Star

Minnesota North Star

When taking a dump and deciding to suck ones own cock.
Tom: Just took a massive shit whilst giving myself a Minnesota North Star

by Nodsy April 3, 2021