Texas Tooter

Snipping a used catheter in half to make a tooter to snort an 8 ball of cocaine.

I forgot my glass Tooter when I headed to Vegas so I grabbed my grandma’s catheter on the way to the airport and made a Texas Tooter.

That meth hoe was tweeking and wanted to snort a couple of lines so I made a Texas tooter and let the white lines fly.

by Dick Onchin February 21, 2023

Texas Stamp

When you take your buckled belt, wrap it around her hips, put her nose in a corner mimicking a bucking chute, elbow her in the kidneys then riding her like the bucking whore she is.

That girl looks like she could really use a Texas stamping

by BriannScar June 12, 2023

Texas taper

Splooge into a sleeping chick's open mouth the immediately slapping a piece of duct tape across her mouth waking her up

Larry gave Beth the ol texas taper last night.

by Larry dickerton April 29, 2023

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019

texas grip

12 beers

Texas grip, 12 beers

by Glencraig September 28, 2013

Texas Blumpkin

When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.

Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father

by BigFatJuicy456 April 9, 2016

Texas sled

The biggest, most diversity-friendly love hug ever. Ever ever.

Even though you dropped a lot of N-bombs playing Halo 3, I still want to give you a Texas sled.

by Sam Rolens November 2, 2008