When you’re definitely not rolling in money, but you feel like a big spender because you’re tearing off three or four paper towels at a time to handle a tiny spill. This is the kind of rich where you’re not counting sheets, you’re just living that lavish life with extra absorbency.
Alex: "Whoa, are you seriously using four paper towels for that little coffee drip?"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
Jordan: "Yeah, I’m paper towel rich now. I don’t have to play it safe with just one anymore."
Alex: "Dang, living the high life, I see!"
by The Josh Speaks November 4, 2024
Get the Paper Towel Richmug. by breakboy72 March 11, 2021
Get the ugly richmug. Basically Kenny (2nd version of Tony Stark) who is rich with a net worth of 12.4 billion 2x doubled.
by goofy ahh travis scott May 27, 2022
Get the RICH AHH KIDmug. by Stichyang July 15, 2022
Get the Rich Joymug. by BozzoBoy October 27, 2021
Get the Rich dumbass bitchesmug. Hym "Oooooohhhh... So, when you say 'make poor people rich as fast as possible' you MEAN make the 'Global poor', 'American poor'. And it's a conceptual slight of hand because you're using the relative poverty between the American poor and the global poor as justification for the disparity between the American poor and the ultra wealthy. Again. 'But really the American poor are in the top 1% globally! The fastest way to fix climate change is to turn the rest of the world into American style wage slaves! Come on guys! Get me close to your politicians so I can tell them what to do behind your back and reshape the world in my twisted image.' 'Well, you know if you live in America you're in the top 1%, globally.' So, why should we focus on one disparity over the other? If the richest people are doing THE OPPOSITE of what you said and instead of 'doing half ways intelligent things with the money'and are, instead, shooting the money into space... Why shouldn't we just fix that first?"
by Hym Iam January 8, 2023
Get the Richmug. 