When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.
As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.
by ArtDickyoulate February 4, 2010
Get the dark knightmug. A term inspired by the movie Mallrats, used to refer to a person that is frequently stoned from smoking marijuana, while also making an allusion to the dark side of the force in Star Wars.
Kevin tends to forget stuff and is often eating all of my food. He must be another victim of the dark side...
by T Hizzle June 5, 2005
Get the the dark sidemug. 1. A very long and greasy dark hair fringe that is straight and goes down to your eyes, it looks very silly. You also must have relatively short hair to name it the fringe of darkness
by Coxxxy September 23, 2005
Get the Fringe of Darknessmug. A dark mist is the collective name of a group of black people.
Quite similar to a "clowder" of cats.
Quite similar to a "clowder" of cats.
Steve- Hey John, what happened in that club last night?
John- oh, we had to leave early because a dark mist started causing trouble.
John- oh, we had to leave early because a dark mist started causing trouble.
by 1nd1g0 November 20, 2013
Get the Dark Mistmug. When you stretch your ball sack to look like a bat wing, then place it over a sleeping person's eyes and wake them up. When they open their eyes it will still seem dark.
by Generichero October 12, 2011
Get the The Dark Knightmug. Overrated piece of shit. It was a good film but little kids saying "Why so serious?" ruined it for me. Jack Nicholson>Heath Ledger. Ironman>The Dark Knight.
John: Hey alex, "Why so serious?"
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
Alex: You're a fucking tool. The Dark Knight is an overrated, overhyped movie for tools like you to cream their pants over.
by Alex is the best October 11, 2008
Get the The Dark Knightmug. "Damn i'm down 200 into the dark meat. Jodeezy's probably gonna be getting lap dances on me tonight."
by Playah8ah October 14, 2006
Get the dark meatmug.