Someone who professes to be a Christian, but only honors the Christmas holiday- (doesn't go to church, and/or practice it's teachings).
by bluetigerman June 30, 2019
Get the christmas christianmug. A blonde guy, who looks sexy af and is underrated by his friends. He can get the girls that he wants, and has a huge penis. Plus he is gonna be a dentist 🦷
by Carl Christian December 18, 2019
Get the Carl Christianmug. Very sexy kind and careful always have money on their mine and can’t stop grinding and had All the girls going crazy for him
by Definitelyyy November 24, 2021
Get the Jai 'Christianmug. a token christian is one of those people that just hang around christian schools. they dont have jobs and live of the government. they get there free food of the church and live in there old bangers of cars and park up nxt to the beach. when they are hanging about the schools they like to preach about jesus and doing well in school when they are homeless and live off the government. all of the minger bitches always talk to them because they run the youth group at the local church. and think they are pretty cool. they love volleyball and are closesly related with the token volleyballer.
there general appearance is like a surfer but a bit more scruffier. they wear secound hand surfing brand colthes and flip-flops. one of them even came in once wearing a FAKE burberry polo top. alternitively they were old t-shirts promoting various christian festivals such as SYG08.
there general appearance is like a surfer but a bit more scruffier. they wear secound hand surfing brand colthes and flip-flops. one of them even came in once wearing a FAKE burberry polo top. alternitively they were old t-shirts promoting various christian festivals such as SYG08.
"who is that surfer guy hanging around the sports office?"
"i dunno, he's there like every day..'
"does he do anything all day"
"no just surf and talk about jesus..... yes hes a real token christian
"i dunno, he's there like every day..'
"does he do anything all day"
"no just surf and talk about jesus..... yes hes a real token christian
by tokensurfer April 2, 2009
Get the token christianmug. Refers to "Christians" who will "Like" any picture of Jesus, because it involves almost no thought and even less effort, but who post arguments against Bible verses or in support of things that go against Biblical principles. In essence, a Facebook Christian is like a Lip-service Christian, except even worse, because a Lip-service Christian at least knows Bible verses and can talk a good game, whereas a Facebook Christian only knows how to "Like" pictures of caucasian, hippie Jesus posted by such pages as 1-800-Smak-dat-hoe and FML Daily.
Liking pictures of Jesus only makes you a Facebook Christian; you have to actually believe what the Bible says to be a Christian.
by JustAnotherGuy March 27, 2013
Get the Facebook Christianmug. A rare place of God, located inside a video game platform where God is always present. Everybody prays to the Lord Jesus while living in harmony without any swearing. Can also refer to a real life encounter where a swear word is present.
by WhyMyPPsmall November 14, 2017
Get the Christian Servermug. The Zanesville Christian handbook says:
The Lord, through His word, has something definite to say about men wearing long hair. I Corinthians 11:14 says, ". . .if a man has long hair, it is a shame unto him." Women, however, are to wear long hair. I Corinthians 11:15 says, "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her." Scriptures give considerable space to the precept that men should be masculine and women should be feminine.
WTF?
The Lord, through His word, has something definite to say about men wearing long hair. I Corinthians 11:14 says, ". . .if a man has long hair, it is a shame unto him." Women, however, are to wear long hair. I Corinthians 11:15 says, "But if a woman have long hair, it is a glory to her." Scriptures give considerable space to the precept that men should be masculine and women should be feminine.
WTF?
by seriouslywhat? May 24, 2009
Get the Zanesville Christianmug.