D-tails

Refers to da specifics of a buxom "cutie wif a booty".

I value a lady mostly for her personality, not her looks; I really could care less about a particular woman's "d-tails".

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Fairy Tailed

When you're about to get your butt beat in a fight.

"Oh £#$& I'm gonna get Fairy Tailed."

by PeakSunsSelfDoubt<3 December 15, 2021

Thistle tail

Used as an adjective to describe someone with straight hips and no curves.

She is so thistle tailed in those jeans.

by Abby Dude February 5, 2018

red-tail piston bopper

The mating call of a rare bird that inhabits the car engine. Identified by a loud screeching sound upon ignition (not to be confused by a worn out engine belt)

"Did you know that your car is making a loud screeching noise?"
"Yes, I think it's a red-tail piston bopper.
It's a mating call."

by Flighty January 31, 2019

Guys with pony tails

The people who sometimes get mistaken for girls and are usually gbtq+. The 6th grade science teacher who is 73 forgot they were

Look at all those guys with pony tails.

by Ben La Dumbass November 3, 2020

Tail of Tears

When you go to wipe and after you let go your butthole pinches the toilet paper and dips into the water. Only to leave a tail splashing poop water all around your bathroom.

True story

I spun around and felt a cold smack on my buttcheek. I looked down in horror as i saw a trail of poop water thanks to my tail of tears.

by Dionysusaur June 22, 2021

smoking a rats tail

to do intentionally something that you know is unappealing or that will hurt you in the long run

“Don’t go off and smoke a rats tail”

“I’d better not catch you smoking a rats tail!”

by emo 🖤 January 16, 2023