Jadyn (shii- that's me)

sb that’s loyal and got you no matter what could could call in them anytime

Jadyn (shii- that's me) is A real one 🦦

by Dr.lamar June 1, 2023

me

me is not you it is me but for you me is me and me is not me but it is either not you me is everyone, me is also food except it is mie or something like that. me is really smart

do you want to dig some kids with me

by SPICYVAVTUSPORNO November 22, 2022

excuse Me, excUuse mUe, excusE mE

excuse Me, excUuse mUe, excusE mE

excuse Me, excUuse mUe, excusE mE

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 17, 2025

My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: My father and mother only beat me with materials and objects, you are lucky you that you get the empty hands: The First Juvenile Release

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 4, 2025

Spins Me Round

Used to describe someone who drives you crazy, in a good/flirty way.

Bro that girl spins me round like a record!
Fr?

by DukeSliver August 13, 2022

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018