opsgenie love

When your director denies you the basic human right of having an incident management tool such as opsgenie/pagerduty because your department doesn't have a large enough budget, but another departments shares their budget with you.

When Steven showed his opsgenie love, it was the first time anyone in the OCC understood true love

by bkapomatic April 1, 2021

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Loved one

Someone who keeps you from killing yourself by giving you a reason to look forward to another day.

I don't have any loved ones.
Well I guess I'm done living then.

by Gggjjjjgjgnesk October 3, 2023

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I Never Loved You, Im Sorry

Something somebody will say when they are in a relationship with somebody they never loved, they may have felt pressured to accept a confession or we're just trying to play with somebody's feelings and felt bad about it later.

Peerson 1) I never loved you, im sorry
Person 2) ...

by Internet_Axle October 24, 2022

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Love Beauty and Planet

That woke vegan friend we all have who cares so much about the planet that she pulls out her metal straws at every cafe. She legit has sleepless nights just in case her wet and dry waste are not segregated correctly. She’s all heart and does small acts of love for the planet, like upcyling eco-friendly recycled plastic waste into packaging material.

“You love the planet more than your boyfriend, you’re just like love beauty and planet

by Luluinlondon November 25, 2021

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Love

Love is the most powerfulest thing in the world on minute you could be with the love of your life and the next mounted they're with someone else love is strong and can break anyone's hear if your not careful love can be many different things but love hurts

Fuck love

by broken.bastard November 19, 2020

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