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big headed turtle

Much like the big headed turtle, this term describes a big headed and small minded member of an older generation that is going extinct. The big headed turtle is a member of an older generation that has no interest in updating their knowledge of the world, only reads biased articles, belittles issues of millennials that he/she has never faced or researched, ferociously holds the baton on Facebook for insensitive propaganda, instigates and incites arguments for joy, does not know how to check sources for accuracy, and denies being racist/homophobic/sexist while supporting racist/homophobic/sexist ideals. Enjoys, coincidentally, calling others bigots while in fact being a bigot.
This big headed turtle posted a picture of millennials crying, affected by the deaths in the Florida shooting, stating that millennials only problems are "getting offended and protesting ridiculous causes."

Thank goodness big headed turtles are going extinct. One told me he isn't racist, but will not hire African Americans because of "how they get."

My big headed boss turtle inappropriately grabbed me at a company party, then told me, "Men don't get assaulted, they get complimented or fired."
by lolweird February 25, 2018
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Big Al

The director of Juwu Furry Actors (AB), who can often be seen driving around in a forklift at mach 3 as a pachycephalosaurus. He has great skill when it comes to killing people.
What is that?

It's Big Al's magical forklift...
by CallMeBez May 19, 2022
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big rig

big rig is a 9 foot tall boi with a inch dick.
guy 1: yo big rig so tall
big rig's ex: not so big down under though.
guy 2: dammmm he got a smaller dick than a new born baby
by fanboy990 April 2, 2019
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DIRTY BIG RODGE

When dump chopped onions and hard boiled eggs in your never washed denim bibs for a 12 hour shift. You then take your Rodger Gumbo and splatter it on a pile of leftover stale bagels from a cheap hotel breakfast bar.
Damn boi, where you get that plate of dirty big rodge? That shit slapping yo!
by LiLi and the PPs April 10, 2023
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big steez

The king jellyfish of individuals. Also known as head honcho, man in charge, top of the totem pole.
My man just graduated from college and now he’s the Big Steez of the group.
by Sheeesh2.0 August 23, 2021
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big shawnt

Big shawnt is a person who is so philosophical, creative and beautiful she has so many opp’s bug she doesn’t give a fuck cuz she Big shawnt
by Shawnt January 12, 2024
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Big tasty

by Alex Caulfield August 13, 2019
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