Hoskinson syndrome

The sudden need/urge to buy ADA after listening to Charles Hoskinson talk for a period of time.

“I was supposed to buy groceries today but came down with a severe case of Hoskinson syndrome.”

“My daughter stares at her iPad for hours. We can only hope it’s Hoskinson syndrome.”

by Liamtskinner March 1, 2021

gay syndrome

when you’re too gay to have friends and or sexual partners

john: your so gay you have gay syndrome so we aren’t friends

patty: awh darn

by timmy lukanburg July 1, 2019

Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome

The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.

I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'

by mojoroberts December 24, 2016

Hülkenberg Syndrome

A condition in which one consistently fails to achieve something, despite always being good enough for it.

Named after ex-Formula One driver Nico Hülkenberg, who failed to achieve a single podium despite starting 179 races and getting 521 points.

Why do you keep on missing out on that prize?
Dude, I've got the Hülkenberg Syndrome.

by jat2021 August 11, 2021

caliyah syndrome

an insecure dumbass who has staring problems and just hates you for no reason

a fat insecure girl who stares thathas caliyah syndrome

by anonymous January 31, 2024

Muda Syndrome

A disease which is caused by being an extreme Jojotard and the symptom is losing of speech and only thing you can say is MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

Jake: mudamuda mudamudamudamudamuda MUDA MUDA MUDA.

Carl: WTF happened to Jake.

Tim: He watched too much of JJBA and got the Muda Syndrome.

by Saitama 777 April 7, 2021

McGowan Syndrome

A disorder that enlarges your gums and gives you and may give you uncontrollable urges to do the following: Continually go to Greasy Grove in Fortnite, Unable to purchase bed frames, Go Skimboarding with Coley and James along with other symptoms. If you or a friend is exhibiting these symptoms, go and see a doctor right away.

His gums are huge because he has McGowan syndrome!

by McGowan Syndrome Care Center May 22, 2018