The tasty family is a brotherhoood in which big tasty is the GOAT. And the other brothers (which follow in ranking) little tasty, big tasty jr., medium tasty and miniature tasty.
The cross breed between a Toaster and a Goat. This is what happens when a toaster takes a goat back to its apartment and gets it too high and gives it too many margaritas. The baby is obvisouly called a Toastergoat. The toastergoat is generally known to like getting really high and enjoy drinking too much tequila. Coincidence?
Julie: "Woah dude did see how much f*****g weed toastergoat smoked yesterday? Toastergoat looked like he/she couldn't even comprehend anything we were saying!"
Josh: " Yeah, man. That happens when toastergoat drinks tequilla too. I think toastergoat gets it from his/her parents."
when a chick is giving you a blowie and you need to fart, you time it so you fart about 4 seconds before you blow,
so she gets the taste and smell simultaneously