Morning Love Tap

When you wake up in the morning and roll over, accidentally elbowing your partner in the face.

My girlfriend has a bruise on her forehead. I hope people don't think I beat her. It was just a morning love tap!

by comradez May 26, 2014

Shaving The Morning Wood

One of the tens of thousands alternate sayings of masturbating your morning erection

"How often are you Shaving The Morning Wood?"
"Every Other Day"

by very hot man January 10, 2020

Sunday Morning Syndrome

Painful syndrome in which you wake up suffering physically in some way from the incredible night which preceded it.

Man, he was HUGE. I've got Sunday Morning Syndrome like you wouldn't believe.

by funnyfunny April 25, 2010

Good Morning Smokes

The first cigarette one has during the morning. You feel the buzz a little more than the rest of the day.

My boi, A says you wake up early in the morning, and grab that good morning smokes, you do that and the day goes smooth as a smoke!

by We_Bake_Words April 10, 2019

Good mythical morning

rhett and link have a show!

I just watched good mythical morning

by Rhett x link April 19, 2020

Fresh white morning

The process of waking up and deliberately applying a new coat of cum on your bedding, irregardless if your bed is already messy.

guy: Hey how was your morning?

girl: Yeah I started my day with a fresh white morning
guy: woah! I wasn't expecting your morning to be that exciting!
girl: Yeah I like to do it when I can.

by Skyjam June 18, 2017

Sunday Morning Freeze

When the chicks all stop replying on Sunday morning after a wild Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's dick

Stacy gave me the Sunday morning freeze after a long night on Chad Thundercock's penis

by D Flawless November 4, 2019