Moo Cow Theory

The idea that once a man sleep with a woman, she becomes 'old news' and he is no longer intrested in her. To sum up, it means that men genitically cannot have commitment. As stated by the movie Someone Like You

"I don't understand how he could cheat on me!"
"It's simple, The Moo Cow Theory"

by sarvv January 26, 2010

big bum theory

A concept of space-time in direct correlation of the famous novel The Lorax, in which rules over the lands of the Universe on a plane of balls called a Pool Table. He is retained from the modern being called a God, and is referred as being the mortal spirit that created the universe. The great wars fought out between the Onceler and the Lorax in the battle of Thneedvile caused the ferocious violence between the two famous nations. After the great battle, the Lorax was victorious, bringing home the lands of reality into a place the mere mortals renamed to "The Universe". He refrains from elaborating any further, and as such will not come out in the place that will be hidden in the darkness...

Have you heard of the Intellectual who wrote the Big Bum Theory?

by Gods upon the Lorax May 20, 2022

hot food theory

according to the cult kweed f4, every word that ends with "ood" sounds extremely hilarious
it's maybe because they have a weird sense of humor and are immature
the theory came from michael rosen's "hot food" vine

examples include jood, the hot food version of judy
hayden as hood
anna or apple as aood (you can't even pronounce this which makes it even weirder)
i would be surprised if you found this funny as well but please do give it a try on your name

oood bood (ok bye)

a: have you heard of the hot food theory
b: i am already laughing
a: aood lood
b: hood zood
a & b: joooooooood goooooooood
a: it makes no sense
b: ikr

by superiorlesbian September 25, 2020

Evolutionary Masculinity Theory

The theory that posits men can solve any challenge set before them by utilizing one of two fundamental, evolutionary paradigms. These paradigms are as follows: 1) The man can overcome any obstacle by pounding his way out and 2) what cannot be pounded out can be sexualized.

The alpha females were oppressing the beta males. When the beta males failed to overcome the female through poundage, they engaged in sexualizing their own inferiority by embracing their own cuckoldage. Thence, the alpha females submitted to the Evolutionary Masculinity Theory and lost their will to oppress, thus perpetuating the Inferior Female Theory.

by zeezer43 July 17, 2021

Number theory riots

A series of riots that started at Harvard university on July 18th 1969 from a heated argument between two groups of mathematics professors about a problem in number theory, it spread among university students sent many of them to the hospital from fighting, and a number of arrests we're made, and several businesses were burned. It was the 1960's and emotions were high against the draft.

Did you hear about the number theory riots?

by Bro 2012 May 8, 2022

Chip and Dip Theory

So a guy is the chip and a girl is the dip. If a guy dips his chip into a bunch of dips he isn't "ruined" but if a girl puts a lot of chips into her dip, then her dip is ruined.

Guy: I dipped my chip so much
Girl: if I put chips into my dip I'd be a slut
Aka the chip and dip theory

by blah_.blah_.blum_. August 8, 2017

g string theory

The law of physics that dictates that eyes will be more drawn to a g string than normal panties.

Teacher: "Class, the God particle..."
Ernie: "Whatever teach! Let's talk about g string theory and how Ashley's got it goin' on!!"
Teacher: "Right on, Ernie!"

by von groovy June 23, 2019