The Angry Russian

When a Russian girl with a hairy bush dumps vodka into her vagina and queefs it into ones mouth

I got vodka all over my face after that skank gave me the Angry Russian with the last of the Smirnoff.

by Johnny Longhammer May 15, 2008

gay russian

A mixed drink consisting of Pepto-bismol and vodka.

Last night I got hammered on gay russians, but at least I didn't get sick.

by Baron von Eevl July 28, 2004

russian candyman

when you take a candycane and fuck a girl in the ass with it, cept she doesnt know your fucking her with a canydane, so you snap it in half inside of her and you scream cause your "dick" just snapped in half

"yo myles, did you try the russian candyman on nonie?"
"hell yea dude she freaked the fuck out!"

GIRL: oh baby i like it!
BOY: yea take that dick
**SNAP**
BOY: OH MY FUCKING GOD, MY DICK AHHHHH!!!

by Rose and Myles December 31, 2007

Russian Skier

Sexual position in which the female procures two 2x4 boards and stands on them. She then proceeds to jerk off two males standing on either side of her. She then yells something in russian as the two men ejaculate.

"Damn, last night this hooker gave my buddy and I a Russian Skier."

by Nic Demus October 20, 2003

russian robe

Where a man recieves a blowjob and lets the semen cover his penis and dry up. Later she gives him another blowjob and removes the outer shell.

Daniel: THIS chick ate my russian robe robe last night, it felt so good!
J-Ham: I wish i could produce man juice...

by ThePinkTaco June 27, 2006

Russian Reversal

sexual hand job, requiring flexibility.

A Russian reversal is when a man spreads his leg and puts one leg up on a higher level, woman reaches through his legs from behind and performs a tug job.

note: can also include salad tossing (hence called the Putin Cocktail)

by eddybuck88 March 18, 2011

Russian Shower

A sexual act in which one partner ejaculates into the anus of the other, then has the semen farted back onto themselves, traditionally on the face.

Russian Showers are often used in combination with, or as revenge for a Donkey Punch.

"Hey baby, would you mind if I finish in your back door later tonight?"
"Okay, but only if you don't mind I Russian Shower you!"

by BrockJohnson23 April 11, 2013