Evan

A word to describe an annoying boy. An Evan makes random sounds that annoys everyone during class. Evans are usually gay and somehow the most popular boy in the school.

An Evan: gagagagaga hehe uwu SUSSY BAKA *moan* ur mom hahaha *burp*

Everyone: Evan is so cool
a normal person: * peep*
Everyone: ew ur so weird

by sexydhephiana May 31, 2022

Evan

Evan is a decently smart dude that becomes confused and gets lost half the time. His hair is fucking alive whenever you to he is very good in sports. His hair grows extremely fast and he tends to shower once a year. He is very rich but weirdly, he does not buy clothes quite often and he wears the same thing everyday. On the bright side he gets straight A's on most of his tests but he does shit when it comes to art. If you ever meet an Evan, i suggest you leave the country. His jokes are cheesy most of the time especially on his social media. HE MASTURBATES HIS HANDS AND ITS SO ANNOYING, LOL

OMFG EVAN IS HERE! RUNNNNNNN!!!!!!!
EVERYBODY HOLD YOUR BREATHE, EVAN IS COMING CLOSE

by Ayesha Mesha Femmy June 13, 2018

elevator evans

going poop in a public bathroom.

originates from the stall being like an elevator and you go into it to send "one" down

"Be right back, I have to go to elevator evans"

"That took less time then to go to elevator evans"

by buttlordprimus May 28, 2019

Evanism

Evanism is a religious cult based of being a different than everyone if someone likes something like valorant evanisms well make it their job to hate that video game and day another ones different not only this if they meet a girl and they start talking to them they well automatically start liking and listening too the girls music taste to relate with her

Bro this guy is being so different defiantly and evanism

by Yeuri June 6, 2022

Evan

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

If Your name is Evan He could drop your nan in the boxing ring and rko your aunt

by Dabbing Monster July 25, 2019

evan kek

A smoll boy that got rejected by his crush Joy. Is very horny always and is 60% gay. Is FCE partners with the legendary,mythical,magical,awesome urban dictionary word creator RCKOS.

Evan Kek: Would you date me?
Joy: I'm sorry,you're not my type
Joy: We can still be best friends right?
Evan Kek: ......

by RCKOS February 19, 2020

Evan

Evan I am Evan Everything in the 3rd But without Brown Eyes So will you marry me?

Hey Evan your cute

by Blaz3iken January 20, 2021