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Baby Fetus

-proper noun
The name temporarily given to an unborn child until a name has been chosen by the parent(s). Often used by family and/or godparents to encourage the parent(s) to decide on a name.
1. I have some new names for Baby Fetus for you to consider, but I don't think you're going to like them.
2. Baby Fetus is a boy!
3. Baby Fetus is going to have the best godparents ever.
by AwesomedOne December 23, 2010
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baby armadillo

When a male succumbs to a female in a pure act of lustful romance, by locking his wrists and ankles together, while on his back allowing the female to suckle at his anal buffet. To intensify the experience while the female is licking the baby armadillos bum hole the male should lightly rock back and forth on his back in a soothing motion. Extra points are awarded if a fart is inserted into the females oral cavity.
James- I think that tonight is the night me and Amanda take our relationship to the next level.

Jonny- are you thinking of proposing

James - no, I'm gonna be waiting for her when she gets home from work in full baby armadillo.
by Deluxe247 March 11, 2017
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Shed Baby

Shed Baby is a person who is so fucking stupid that they must have been born and raised in a shed. The way they talk and represent themselves is absolutly retarded. The questions they ask let you know they are probably a shed baby.
Girl is in a restaurant and she says: "Where do ya'll get yo chickens? Are they in yo kitchen? It's the best damn piece of chicken I ever bit on."
That's a shed baby!!!!
by thumper rojo January 19, 2011
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Finster Baby

A teeny little innocent sounding fart with a large odiferous impact. Derived from the Baby Face Finster chararcter in Bugs Bunny cartoons, a ruthless criminal disquise as a cute little baby.
"Dude, that beef was a finster baby!"
by Rottenjeff October 19, 2009
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babies in the face

What any whore deserves if she's not paying attention during a blow job.
Chrissy pays close attention most of the time but if she doesn't watch it she'll get some ''babies in the face''
by Tdirty September 18, 2007
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baby pie

a perfect girl, someone who everyone either loves or wants to be. a cute name from her boyfriend
Guy:"Hey baby pie"
Girl:"Hey"
by amateurcool January 7, 2009
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Baby Batter

<noun> British slang
Male ejaculate, semen, penile ejecta, a bomb-load of jizz.

Seeing as sperm is the cause of 99.9% of pregnancies - resulting in babies - it was only a matter of time before someone made the connection between sperm and babies and formed the phrase Baby batter as a metaphor for come/cum.

See also Baby Gravy
"Jasper fired his 6oz load of baby batter into Margaret's face, and she supped it up like a glass of warm, creamy milk."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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