LumberJack Syndrome

After a hat is removed, the phantom feeling like it is still there. Especially a winter hat.

Man I took my hat off like an hour ago and I just cant shake this lumberjack syndrome.

by Reverend W January 19, 2013

Yates Syndrome

a concept describing individuals who are marked by an inability to accept accountability for their behavior and/or actions and a consistent pattern of assuming the position of the many victims they've used and harmed along the way.

Most people with Yates Syndrome need lots of therapy to recover.

by CocoaButterDrank August 31, 2017

Simpsons Syndrome

When a TV show keeps on going.

And going...
And going... Long after its quality went down the tubes.

Usually because the channel that airs it is making big bucks and absolutely refuses to let the creator end it.

"The Simpsons hasn't been good since 1999. Why do they even try anymore?"
"Simpsons Syndrome"

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 2, 2020

campbell syndrome

When you are just clingy and a fucking idiot

Steve: I think she has the Campbell Syndrome

by Mean Kids of HHS May 18, 2016

mobilophosession syndrome

a new age disorder; with the most visible symptom being an obsession with mobile phones to the extent that one wants to keep changing ones cell phone and buy new or different models but keeps it in ones possession for only a short period.

Man!! he bought another phone again!! i think he has mobilophosession syndrome.

by newagekid May 22, 2012

bromantic syndrom

when a girl behaves more like a guy than a girl and hangs out with mostly guys which causes the guys to all fall for her in one point or another

claudia's guy friends all have the bromantic syndrom

by derpingallday April 4, 2016

Ethel Syndrome

Slang for an ailment caused by missing someone, or “simping for someone”, most likely called Ethel. The reason the name “Ethel” was picked was because it originated from an elderly man who had strong feelings for his partner (named Ethel). Ethel Syndrome can be used interchangeably with the popular internet slang “simp”.

I like this girl so much, I must have a case of Ethel Syndrome.

by ArcticToast August 19, 2023