Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle April 19, 2018

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James Morrison

When a snail magically grows arms and legs resembling that of a Dutch woman alongside a questionably fruity personality

Look at that snail he’s a real James Morrison

by Yeayaaaaa April 13, 2020

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James Pangis

A man who cries over games when he plays

I hate how my friend James pangis while gaming

by Dante21FTW May 16, 2021

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JAMES HAA

Some boy

Who did this?
It was james haa.
He's dome boy

by Pooponatrain April 23, 2021

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A person that attempts to copy and be funny like a close friend/relative of theirs but doesn't succeed. They will actually attempt to do this in public causing an awkward silence. When they do this you will wish you had a shovel to dig a hole for them and bury them in it because they are too clueless to realize their unfunniness.

Note:
You can insert anyone's name that IS funny and witty after the word unfunny. For instance, Mary is funny and her sister Jane Doe tries to be funny but is not. In that case we would call Jane Doe unfunny mary.

Girl: Wow. Unfunny James is at it again.
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Quick, get me a shovel before he tells another joke!
Guy: Where is James?
Girl: Um.

by Bunnyisfunny August 28, 2010

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James-shot

the word for the act of running very close to someone in a first-person shooting video game and pulling the trigger

Joe runs up to Paul with a sniper rifle and shoots Paul point blank in the head

Paul: OMG Joe, that was such a James-shot

Joe: Nuu uhh im too skilled for that!

by jamesshot6543 September 5, 2009

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