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Meat Jelly

Lubricant used for male masturbation. Can be a commercially produced sexual aid product or whatever one chooses to slather on and nut one out.
I keep my meat jelly in the night stand. I’ll run one out tonight.

I used my mom’s face cream for my meat jelly this morning.

I had to dry rub this morning cause I had nothing for meat jelly.
by Dick Onchin November 21, 2020
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Father Meat

Father Meat was an enemy to Mr. Goggins and Steve. being an absolute pile of tumors and testicles, he attepmted to fight them single handed but failed, man literally got his booty cheeks violated. He eventually went to Jaydoni to help him get stronger. Not much is known after this other than he got molested by Jaydoni.
Father Meat was a pretty weak enemy (He smelled like dick)
by Pewpew bumblesnatch May 16, 2022
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Meat Brush

When a certain male appendage is rubbed against a female in close spaces when passing by each other.

Typically, a subtle way for a man to get close to a woman that is a complete stranger, and potentially spark a conversation, however it can happen naturally.
In a crowded bar setting, often a male will be trying to get to the bar: As he passes by a group of females, he will 'rub' against them ( 'Excuse me' ) and give them the Meat Brush.

In a movie theater, when squeezing past a group of group of people to get to a seat in the middle, 'Excuse me' and give them the Meat Brush.
by meatbrush February 22, 2011
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Meat gargling

to gargle the juices or the actual meat of the mans genitals and to make a good frothy mess =)
-meat gargling is when the women sucks man. man makes her unconfetable with extreme deepthroat..she has to gargle!
by meow.com October 2, 2009
mugGet the Meat garglingmug.

tasty meat

I want a girl that loves tasty meat.
by Blockagoliath April 22, 2016
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Leg meats

Damn it’s hot outside. I gotta go wash my leg meats.
by PDKT August 17, 2023
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Children meat

When you own a beef factory in Vietnam but then you realize there are no cows in Vietnam so you butcher your child laborers and make them into food.
This children meat tastes soooo good

Oh darn I don’t have cows, time for children meat substitution
by LittleBoneFaggot September 16, 2019
mugGet the Children meatmug.

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