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Foreskin Friday

The national weekly holiday dedicated to the consumption of

Unwashed foreskin

We all gather around the tree of many etnicities scabs and sing songs to Nat clause, the "Santa" of the holiday. He then pays everyone back with a bottle of gatorade with ice cubes made by his own spit
Holy crap bro, Foreskin Friday is next week and we didnt prepare!?
by IssaMysteryy March 5, 2019
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Flash Foward Friday

FFF. The opposite of Throw Back Thursday, Flash Foward Friday is speculation of ones future self for sharing on Facebook and other social media sites.
That is so going to be me when I'm that age. I'm taking a picture to post Friday on Facebook for Flash Foward Friday.
by LeiLah June 28, 2014
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Friday night Funkin

Newgrounds brand new love child. It's Parrapa the Rapper without the dog fucking a flower. It's Dance Dance Revolution but you break finger rather than your feet. You play as the Boyfriend (retards call him Keith) as he rap battles ex Rockstar parents, Sr Pelos Skid and Pump from his spooky month videos he post every October. A lemon demon!? And Pico, newgrounds beloved mascot who killed a bear, genetic clones, a ninja, a Mohawk kid, a kid with telekinesis powers and goth girl with a dick!? It's a pretty fun game tho.
P1:"I like Friday night Funkin."

P2: " Ok I dare you to play week 4 on hard mode!"
P1: ._."
by Dr.Wily February 14, 2021
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fist fuck friday

A hard days work on Friday. A busy Friday night, when things go wrong. overwhelmed on a Friday.
Are you ready for Fist Fuck Friday (FFF)?

This is going to be a Fist Fuck Friday!
by Rchef326 January 3, 2008
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Friday by Rebecca Black

WORST. SONG. EVER!!!!!

a video that a terrible singer made that should go die in a pit. of fire. while getting shot with a machine gun. with vultures ripping at her face. while getting beat up by the rapist from the bed intruder song. while getting eaten by the monster under your bed.
Person 1: *plays Friday by Rebecca Black*
Person 2: AUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHH REAOIHJ;GZDIRHLRAEGORHTE;OGIHEGORITHJENGB;THOIGJRNEBLHEGO;TNJIHNEGRB;HOEGKLBRHOTPOYG;JBKLH;5EOAGIHKBJY H4GERJIBOZEA4;JWVKNZFBTHES5J;ORBJKDZRHLSJEAOGIHOUEJKN4GWRLBJAHJGK.NVRBEATHK
by MyNameIsTheBaconator April 10, 2011
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business casual friday

In formal business environments, employees are allowed to wear business casual clothes instead of suits on this last day of the work week. Sometimes given a theme, it is intended to alleviate stress and bolster employee morale.

In smaller companies where business casual is worn every day, this day should be called just "Casual Friday" when lower-quality clothes are allowed.

When in doubt, it is better to overdress than to wear clothes too casual, so as not to be reprimanded by the suits.

formal > business formal > business casual > casual
Business casual: Sweater, collar without a necktie, polo, vendor swag, blouse, black/brown/navy/gray trousers, pressed khakis.

Casual: Dockers, denim jeans, shorts, t-shirts, linen.
by Coell July 20, 2005
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Bon Jovi Friday

Bon Jovi Friday, originally, is a concept taken from "The Xtacles", where on the Thursday before a Friday you have off - you party and screw off at work like it is Friday.

However this concept has come to pertain to any such day that precedes a day or days off.

Although such days are still referred to as "Bon Jovi Friday" no matter the actual day of the week.
When you have Friday off from work, and you just F*ck around all day Thursdayyou know what that is? That is a Bon Jovi Friday!”

-from The Xtacles.
by Adam the Häg March 11, 2009
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