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Shut the front door 

A phrase used not as a substitute for 'Shut the fuck up', but rather when the front door requires shutting.
Person 1: Can you shut the front door please?
Person 2: Yeah, sure. *shuts the front door*
Shut the front door by mikee246 August 17, 2011

doofshangler 

to get a cum shot in the eye and to loose sight for at least an hour.
Dude i gave her at least three doofshanglers in one weekend.
doofshangler by CBS January 28, 2005

Side-Door Friend 

A close friend who feels comfortable coming into your house via the side door, probably off the kitchen. You, too, are comfortable with this friend entering your house through the side door. A side-door friend is probably one of your best friends. Conversely, front-door friends are those acquaintances you are not all that close/comfortable with.
Marcia and me hang out constantly. She is totes a side-door friend.
Side-Door Friend by TeacheRama August 20, 2007

back door bandit 

someone who likes it up the ass
mty teacher Mr Douce is a back door bandit
back door bandit by jono September 7, 2003

Dooksnort 

A monsterous turd that stinks behind closed doors
I can smell your Dooksnort from here

Man, Justin it smells like you just took a Dooksnort
Dooksnort by NinjaFrog January 13, 2011

bisexual door 

A door that swings both ways........duh
"Dude you can push it!, its a bisexual door"
Dumbass - "EH?!, its a what-now!?
"It swings both ways!.........."
dumbass - "oh, that funny!"
"fag!"
bisexual door by Bridgy February 22, 2006