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Business Noob

When you don't have at least at least 100 Dogecoin.
Joe: I don't have 100 Dogecoin
John: Business noob
by Lego cool yes April 18, 2021
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business minute

The minutes that define your job in a business work week or day, The ones you count until you can leave and cash that check.
"Hey man how many more business minutes do you got before you get off work?"
by BOIO BOOKKEEPER January 24, 2022
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business smart

Lisa you need to get business smArt and handle this for me .
Lisa you need to get business smart and do this for me.
by Handling business September 14, 2020
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Busy

A shady excuse given by someone who just doesn't want to talk to you.

All of a sudden they don't have time for you because they are 'busy' ( But are still on social platforms commenting on everything and texting everyone else online). They never actually tell you what they are busy with, because they aren't really busy.

A persons lame way of getting out of texting you back, let's face it, no one Is ever that busy , they aren't really that busy, so just take the hint and don't bother them anymore.

These people will probably only talk to you when it suits them or if they are bored and have nothing better to do or if they want something from you.

For example, Leaves you on blue ticks and opened and doesn't reply. Their phone is never out of their hand but are too busy to txt you back then says they are busy, until they want something.
I'm busy I can't talk right now. ( But is still on all platforms commenting and posting).

Sorry I'm busy, I will txt you in a bit. ( Never does reply).

Always busy
by Phoenixfiredragon October 29, 2022
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Business services

A department at a university or college that takes you're well earned money to pay for your overinflated college education. Also is a repeat offender of charging you more than you owe and/or losing your last payment.
There is nothing more evil than business services.

Business services is the bane of my existence
by Cougarboy February 11, 2015
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Business Analytics

The baby of econometrics and the business world. A new and rapidly growing study that focuses on helping businesses make the right decisions based on big data, and using tools like mathematics, statistics, probability theory and machine learning. Basically econometrics, but less theoretical and slightly more practical.

Oh yeah btw, studying business analytics at college/university is immensely correlated with being attractive as fuck. (See example dialogue)
Some girl: Who’s that guy walking around campus and why is he so damn hot?

Other girl: He probably studies business analytics, and he’s probably a super smart and caring gentleman.
by KianNL February 26, 2024
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boomerang business model

A business model in which all profits from a good or service are returned to the consumers that generated them, with only compensation for operating costs extracted by the provider of the good or service.
A website based on a boomerang business model generates advertising revenue proportional to user traffic, then returns its profits to its users, keeping only the portion of advertising revenue equal to operating costs.
by Roland Eavey September 11, 2008
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