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Knowledge Boner

When you have a sudden realization of extreme or amazing knowledge, and attempt to show it off to everyone. But no one really wants it.
HEY CINDY CHECK THIS OUT, I JUST GOT A KNOWLEDGE BONER
Go away George.
by GoldenNukes May 26, 2013
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olympic boner

A term that describes a man or woman that has an obsession with the olympics and shuts out the world every two years to be alone with the olympics and their metaphorical "boner"
Andy: Shut up bitch I am trying to watch the Olympics!
Blonde Girl: I am naked and I want you to fuck me.
Andy: I don't care! Did you see that one-foot salchow by that Russian skater?!?
Blonde Girl: No. You are fucking crazy. I am spread-eagle waiting for it.
Andy: Go make me a sandwich! I have an olympic boner!
by Steven Sinski February 9, 2014
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Boner Suds

After getting a blowjob, when the male or female gives you a handjob and the saliva starts to get bubles on your boner.
Damn look at those Boner Suds
by rikichiki April 11, 2009
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Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.
Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.
by 10 Am April 26, 2021
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Boner Sniper

When someone is so damn ugly that they can kill your boner from a long distance.
That chick's a fucking boner sniper.
by Glompy Gang February 10, 2017
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Gears Boner

When you successfully destroy an enemy team by yourself as the last player standing in GEARS OF WAR!!!
Example:
Josh: Oh no, there goes Jon again with his Gears Boner...
Jon: LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jon: OMG BRO I KILLED EM ALL
by Lord JONTON June 6, 2018
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Sad Boner

sad boner (noun):
A melancholic phenomenon that occurs when one's nether regions become engorged with gloomy desires. This peculiar state of arousal brings about a simultaneous surge of longing and despair, making it the perfect embodiment of Emo or Goth sensibilities.

Originating from the depths of existential angst, a sad boner stands as a symbol of a tormented soul, trapped in a physical manifestation of emotional turmoil. It is an embodiment of the eternal struggle between desire and desolation, where the body yearns for pleasure while the mind wallows in melancholy.

This unique state of erection, often cloaked in black attire and adorned with sorrowful accessories, embodies a paradoxical fusion of longing and hopelessness. The sad boner's somber aura is best complemented by dark eyeliner, brooding music, and poetic soliloquies about the futility of existence.

To experience a sad boner is to dwell in the twilight realm of desire, where pleasure and pain intertwine like vines in a neglected cemetery. It is a paradoxical dance of excitement and sorrow, evoking a morose aesthetic that could make even Edgar Allan Poe shed a tear of grim admiration.

Caution should be exercised when encountering a sad boner, as attempting to assuage its melancholy with conventional means of arousal may prove futile. Only the gentle touch of an understanding soul, versed in the art of consoling melancholia, stands a chance of appeasing this enigmatic entity.
"Amidst the haunting melodies of The Cure, his heartache took a tangible form—his sad boner stood erect, a poignant symbol of his love's tragic demise."
by Alba82 June 9, 2023
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