“blowjob bennett” is a very large being who is a grown woman who likes to go for young boys and loves to give blowjobs
by jess i love bjs April 20, 2024
Get the blowjob bennettmug. When a person is giving a blowjob and pulls the ball hair down as tight as possible and starts trying to strum the hair like a banjo
by Mikhail1988 August 6, 2021
Get the Banjo blowjobmug. Ingesting so many calories that you’re physically in a state of mind where the mere thought of moving exhausts you.
Man, I was ready for the pub crawl at St. Paddy’s, but I got a Dementor’s blowjob from Nando’s. I hate my life.
by ItzKris March 17, 2023
Get the Dementor’s Blowjobmug. A sex act in which someone puts PopRocks in he/she mouth, then proceeds to suck another mans dick, all the while the PopRocks in the man/woman mouth are exploding in he/she mouth causing damage to the dick which is inside the mouth
by Testicle Robber March 29, 2019
Get the Middle Eastern BlowJobmug. When you cum in one of your girls ears and piss in the other, then put airpods in her ears and make her listen to trippy red.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
Get the Broward Blowjobmug. 1) The worst of two bad choices, though only slightly. 2) An alternative that is worse than the current, distasteful situation.
Bob: "I just got ugly Bertha to agree to go on a date."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
Dave: "Great! That's better than a hobo blowjob."
Bob: "I guess so..."
"You can either stay here and watch this chick flick with me or go get a hobo blowjob."
by happyjacks December 17, 2012
Get the Hobo Blowjobmug. A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis
by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 18, 2019
Get the Midget Blowjobmug.