You're a tarded

Means "You are incompetent or unintelligent." Derives from a bizarre fusion of "you're retarded" and "You're a retard." It's intentionally unclear whether "tarded" is a noun or "a-tarded" is an adjective \.

Man, I can't believe you did that twice in a row. You're a tarded.

by K-Wheezy May 28, 2004

half-tard

a person who is incredibly stupid and lacks any kind of common sense

The kids in the LD classes were often rumored to be half-tards.

by Matt Avery October 12, 2003

E-tard

A person who consumes large quantities of extasy on a regular basis and usually demonstrates a high level of stupidity from doing so.

Foreman-"5+5?....its 11 man...damn your an E-tard now eh"
Damien- "Oh seriously?....damn man i must be hit still."

by ETC_luv December 28, 2005

tard

Someone who does something stupid for the first time. (Somebody who does something stupid a second time is a retard).

Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series last year, you tard? Why did you pick the Cubs to win the World Series this year, you retard? -See the difference?

by Ikifov April 10, 2006

/b/tard

1. A prominent member of 4chan's /b/ board.
2. A mindless noob who invades innocent sites for fun.
3. A lover of furries and scat porn.
4. One who dwells in the asshole of the internets.

That guy is such a /b/tard.
/b/tards give the internet a bad name.
All /b/tards are pedophiles.

by Thelostcup August 29, 2006

Vegi-Tard

And obnoxious vegetarian or vegan (usually a member of Peta or Peta2) who believes in pushing their views on you. Will confront anyone they see eating meat products and tell them they are in the wrong. Will go to great lengths to do these things even though people will generally ignore their presence all together.

Very Annoying.

Will sometimes try knocking the meat out of your hand. Sometimes ending in a physical altercation.

Vegi-Tard-Stop eating meat! How would you feel if someone was eating you?!?!

Person-Well if they were able to eat me and they were hungry then they can, dumb ass Vegi-Tard

by BruceDeacroix October 13, 2011

tard gene

The detriment of tard fam. This gene exists in Norman "Nick", Mike Carlson, and York and plays a major role in why these three act the way they do. It's just something about this family, all three of them exhibit different tard behaviors that you just can't explain. The only explanation is that all three of them share a similar tard gene. This tard gene will lead to the downfall of the future of tard fam if this gene is not stopped. The only way to stop this gene is for the three tard fam members to not reproduce, all of them must understand the bigger picture and realize that nobody else wants to deal with this tard shit in the future.

Visionary: Aye York, you know that tard gene theory right? You got to take one for the team and not reproduce in the future
York: Shut the fuck up, I don't need to hear your bullshit
Visionary: Actually, I don't need to worry about you anyways, I don't think you have the ability or know how to reproduce.

by TurnM3Up December 20, 2021