Salad Wacking

when you jerk off someone that’s mentally challenged

‘Did you see what happened old people’s home yesterday? One of the nurses was caught salad wacking Mr Johnson!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021

Brownberry Salad

When someone tosses a salad despite obvious dingle-berries present.

Jeff told Abel about the delicious brownberry salad he ate last night.

by TESTIKAHN December 18, 2012

Salad slide

When she eats nothing but salad for a week, so when you stick your tounge in her booty hole, the salad all slides out.

I was eating a Beccas ass and she gave me a salad slide.

by Salad checker October 2, 2020

Jerky Salad

To jack off a person while tossing their salad (licking their asshole).

Kim gave Xavier a jerky salad for his birthday.

by Nik June 6, 2015

Mustard Salad

Wtf is a mustard salad

“Wth is a Mustard Salad”

by Abztrqct August 24, 2022

sink salad

Colourful detritus left in the sink strainer after the washing the dishes.

"Dude, that chilli con carne sink salad is super bling, yo!"

by phacochoerus April 25, 2021

Salad Cover

Another term for a hat. Covers your hair(salad).

Bud we're in the Windy City, my letty is getting blown around like my horn was last night. I need a salad cover to contain this flowage from flying off my cranium.

by kenny chezney April 15, 2022