krattle snake

just another word used to describe a man's penis

You had better watch out or my Krattle Snake might spit from all the excitement you giving it.

by Brandon aka Hollywood December 28, 2008

Snake mafioso

One of detroit's most notorious gangsters.

Ay look at snake mafioso over there dealing them rocks.

by Albert Velasquez January 20, 2008

Snake's ass

An ass so fucking huge that it claps like a whale hitting the water, alerting all the guards in the vicinity of your presence

"Have you motherfuckers seen Johnny? He's got Snake's ass."

by NOT FATASS March 7, 2019

snake shakers

wacky christian religion where live rattlesnakes (etc) are held while speaking in tongues. the theory being 'god' will protect one. -can be applied to any 'out there' religion

i heard derek got religion, what kind of church? -dang if i know, some kind of christian crap; probably the snake shakers!

by michael foolsley December 10, 2009

karpet snake

A huge dick measuring over 1 foot.

The K-Man is the only mutha-fucka with the real Karpet Snake.

by Diego October 2, 2003

snake in the cave

When one desperately needs to relieve oneself and the lower intenstine is full to capacity.

“I wish Bec and the kids would hurry up in the bathroom; there’s a snake in the cave!”

by Pedro4444 November 4, 2017

The slippery snake

When a guy slips his dick in and out of a girl while she is sleeping

I gave my girlfriend the slippery snake last night

by The slippery snake October 28, 2014